About Us

Goodness Guaranteed Since 2012

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a trivia show was born. And it was good.

I’ve been at this since May 26, 2012 when I thought I could come up with my own trivia show for a local purveyor of fine spirits. Since then, we’ve developed music trivia, pop culture trivia, and are now providing themed trivia nights (Star Wars, anyone?) as well as our own take on music bingo called Sudden Songs.

It’s been my goal to get you out of your cube and off of your Zoom calls and into a watering hole where we’re hosting trivia of some sort to forget about life for a while. We’ve found the most fabulous personalities Columbus has to offer, trained them on what we’re after, and provided them with six rounds of trivia that tickles the innards and stretches your mind.

Thank you for your support throughout the years: we look forward to entertaining you weekly at a bar or some goodness of your own for many years to come.

Sincerely,

Chris O.

We thoroughly enjoy hosting our unique interactive games. We hope you’ll join us at a location near you.

Meet Our Hosts

Chris

He/Him/His

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

Chris hosts at Submarine House on Tuesdays.

Ethan

He/Him/His

The Shameless Plug

Ethan hosts at Submarine House on Wednesdays.

Deanna

She/Her/Hers

Fanciful Title

Deanna hosts Wednesdays at the Vic Village Tavern.

Katherine

She/Her/Hers

Queen Katharine

Katherine hosts Tuesdays at Bobcat and Thursday nights at O’Nelly’s.

Kelsey

She/Her/Hers

Queen of Quizzes

Kelsey hosts Wednesdays at BW3s on Campus.

Ket

He/Him/His

Sir Spill A Lot

Ket hosts Wednesdays at Heart State Brewing.

Jenny

She/Her/Hers

Jenny from the Block

Jenny hosts Monday nights at Tino’s.

Shope

She/Her/Hers

Arbiter of Antics

Shope hosts Mondays at Front Row and Thursdays at Understory.

Mallory

She/Her/Hers

Purveyor of Puns/Goddess of Glasses

Mallory hosts Wednesday nights at Blu-Willy’s.

Justin

He/Him/His

Fanciful Title

Justin hosts Tuesdays at Nasty’s.

Sara

She/Her/Hers

The Princess of Purple

Sara hosts Wednesday at Mulligan’s.

Andria

She/Her/Hers

First Lady of Music

Andria hosts on Wednesdays at Heart State.

Jeni

She/Her/Hers

Empress of Good Times

Jeni hosts Thursdays at Submarine House.

Freddie

She/Her/Hers

Fanciful Title

Freddie hosts Wednesdays at BW3 Easton.

Patrick

He/Him/His

King of Curls

Patrick hosts Tuesdays at 1487.

Chelci

She/Her/Hers

Queen of Wishful Drinking

Chelci is a SuperSub.

Tod

He/Him/His

Senior Vice President, Vaguely Useless Pursuits

Tod is a SuperSub.

Eric

He/Him/His

Fanciful Title

Eric is a SuperSub.

Austin

He/Him/His

The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle Himself

Austin is a SuperSub.

Angie

She/Her/Hers

Fanciful Title

Angie is a SuperSub.

Randi

She/Her/Hers

Baroness of Boogie

Randy is a SuperSub.

Erica

She/Her/Hers

Countess of Points

Erica is a SuperSub.

Mary

She/Her/Hers

She is simply Mary.

Mary is a SuperSub.

Sam

She/Her/Hers

Dr. Samantha Powers, PhD

Sam is a SuperSub.

Jacob

He/Him/His

Imperator of Inquiries

Jacob is a SuperSub.

Katie

She/Her/Hers

Fanciful Title

Katie is a SuperSub.

Ian

He/Him/His

Comptroller of Free-Range, Artisan Tom-Foolery

Ian is a SuperSub.

A SuperSub is a host who is either in-waiting for the next opportunity or are available for private gigs.

Chris

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

Chris hosts at Submarine House on Tuesdays.

Q: What is your quest?
A: I seek the Holy Grail.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Detroit, Michigan. I don't usually begin conversations here with "Hi, my name is Chris and I'm from Michigan."

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Not a city, per se, but the great outdoors. I love being among the trees and in/out of a tent.

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: HOOBOI -- this is a tough one. Jet's Pizza? I could do pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Probably cake if I had to choose between these two. Although I have a hard time resisting cookies and any kind of sweets.

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Service Workers Day. They make the world go 'round and they deserve more credit.

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: I *WISH* I were that creative. I do say "This is why we can't have nice things" all the time, though.

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Penne. It's stabby and cheap.

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: I have had both and I think I'd rather have a cat. Good company most of the time and I don't have to pick up or step in any poop.

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: VIDEO GAMES. I love love love collecting retro video games and have about 900 in my collection at the moment.

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Oh gosh, they were all so CAMPY. I want to say Family Matters, but Urkel was just such a shark-jumper after awhile. Perfect Strangers? I'm dating myself here.

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: Yes. Don't be a fart-face and not replace the roll. Just make sure there's some there

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Probably my original Nintendo.

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Currently, I discovered The Price is Right: The Barker Era on PlutoTV and watch that sometimes. Before that, I watched Chernobyl on HBO Max. GREAT series.

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: I'm also a DJ, so this is a tough one. I honestly listen to New Age music when I'm not working. My current song on repeat is Joshua Tree by Cautious Clay. I know, I know, I'm still edgy.

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I'm pretty self-deprecating and witty on the mic, so, if you book me for your trivia party, you'll get a great time. I can also tap dance and sing, but not very well, so please don't ask me to do that. PLEASE.

Ethan

The Shameless Plug

Ethan hosts at Submarine House on Wednesdays.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To get people on the dance floor and teach the Wobble

Q: Where were you born?
A: St. Pete Florida

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Seattle

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Brownies, any other answer is just wrong

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Celebrating necessary breakups! “We got our day”

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Woof

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Mafaldine

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Dogs all day.

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Star Trek

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Boy Meets World

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: The correct way!

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Star Trek Model Ships

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Chuck…..Star Trek DS9….Community

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Taylor Swift - 1989

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I love music and dancing. I’m forever a performer. And I am here to spread the word that Twizzlers are, and have always been, trash.

Deanna

Fanciful Title

Deanna hosts Tuesdays at Tino's Bar & Grille.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To enjoy life and spread positive vibes

Q: Where were you born?
A: Johnstown Pennsylvania aka middle of nowhere

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Colorado Springs

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Local Cantina - I could never get sick of tacos and margs

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Ice cream cake

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Self Care Day

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Situationships ????

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Alphabet letters but they’re all slightly wrong/misshapen. My OCD friends would throw a fit.

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Dogs dogs dogs

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Competitive shooting - I don’t know if it’s that nerdy but probably the only subject I would consider myself a true expert in

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Sabrina the Teenage Witch for sureee

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: Obviously the correct way because I’m not a psychopath

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Barbiedoll dream house ????????‍♀️

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Gilmore Girls

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Louis the Child. Spotify tells me I’m in the top .005% of their listeners (I have the screenshot to prove it)

Q: What else should we know about you?
A:

Katharine

Queen Katharine

Katherine hosts Tuesdays at Bobcat and Thursdays at O'Nelly's.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To make a living as a performer and leave the world a little better than I found it.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Columbus, Ohio

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Paris

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: My parents' house. (Not a restaurant, my dad's just a really good cook.)

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Yes.

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Funday. It comes every week after Sunday.

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Dad joke!! I thought of it back in 2005. It wasn't a term (at least that I ever heard) before that!!

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Fettuccine. It would make the best ligatures.

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Animals *are* life itself!

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: French, theatre, and random trivia that serves me in no way whatsoever.

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: I know what TGIF is but I don't remember watching it or what shows were on it. Yay! Still too young for something!

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: The correct way!!

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Stuffed animals and dolls/miniatures.

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: The Office, 30 Rock, Murder She Wrote, Columbo.

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Don't really have one.

Kelsey

Queen of Quizzes

Kelsey hosts on Wednesdays at the BW3s on Campus.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Cleveland Rocks, baby

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Barcelona - give me all the Gaudi!

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: I hate that this is my answer but logically, The Cheesecake Factory due to having a book for a menu, so lots of variety to choose from! I can continue to ponder on the interior design theme choices, too...

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Brownies 4 sho

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: "Read books and drink beers" Day

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Fusili bucati lunghi - just google it & you'll know why

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Dogs Rule

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Books, I am a librarian after all

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Tie between Boy Meets World and Sabrina

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: Correct way - please see the 1891 patent from Seth Wheeler

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: My rollerblades!

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Schitt's Creek

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Carly Rae Jepson - Call Me Maybe

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: They call me K-dawg on the weekends

Ket

Sir Spill A Lot

Ket hosts Tuesdays at Heart State Brewing.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To live laugh and love.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Ft. Smith, Arkansas.

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Chicago

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Pizza

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Brownies

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Thanksgiving

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: STOOPS

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: elbow

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Dogs

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Anything Superhero

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Teen Titans

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: the correct way

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Stretch Armstrong

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A:The Office

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Happy by WIll Pharrell

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I am crazy but fun and always down for an adventure.

Jenny

Jenny from the Block

Jenny hosts Mondays at Tino's.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To know if the lochness monster is real

Q: Where were you born?
A: Columbus Ohio!

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Barcelona, Spain

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Earl of Sandwich :)

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Brownies

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: National sleep in day

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Nuh-uh

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Angel Hair....ewwwww....

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: CATS CATS CATS!

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Any and all post-apocalyptic movies books and tv shows

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Full House

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: Correct way

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Skip-it

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Friends

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Yacht Rock

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I am fascinated by sharks

Shope

Arbiter of Antics

Shope hosts Mondays at Front Row and Thursdays at Understory.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To read a book in Braille

Q: Where were you born?
A: Sol 3

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Reciprocity

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Lighthouse Lounge - I’ll have the truffle shuffle, please!

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: I’ll have my cake & eat it, too, thank you very much!

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Speak in Song Lyrics Day

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Whowhatsfer

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: I don’t know much about pasta, but I am :here: for the medicinal marinara!

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: The answer is YES!

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Flawlessly folding fitted sheets

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Family Matters - Did I do that?

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: The correct way - per the diagram on the 1891 patent

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Speak & Spell

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: I Love Lucy

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Huey Lewis & the News

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I’ve been a hooker for 30 years now - My yarn goes with me everywhere!

Mallory

Purveyor of Puns/Goddess of Glasses

Mallory hosts Wednesdays at Blu-Willy's.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To learn all the things (and be good at at least half of them)

Q: Where were you born?
A: Cincinnati, Ohio

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: New Orleans, LA

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Wendy's

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Brownies, fo sho - cake is creepy.

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Malentine's Day - it already kind of exists - it's a beautiful cross between my birthday & Valentine's day since they are so close to one another.

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: I use a lot of made-up acronyms that aren't typically used in other's lexicons and expect them to know that I am talking about.... DYGWIM?

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Spaghetti is pretty pokey when uncooked...

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Spiders

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: See above answer ^^ (Spiders) and houseplants

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: ...Love is Blind... DONT H8 ME.

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: Correct way, despite having a mischievous cat...we like to live on the wild side.

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: The metal detector that I always asked for but never received :-(

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Such a basic answer, but definitely The Office...and I've seen every season of The Bachelor(ette), which is about 45 too many...

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Train...I've seen them nearly a dozen times in concert.

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I'm excited to be here :-)

Sara

The Princess of Purple

Sara hosts on Wednesdays at Mulligan's.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To be weird and spread pride for weirdness.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Kettering, Ohio

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: PARIS, FRANCE

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: OH GOD I CAN'T DECIDE UM Can I just eat donuts for the rest of my life? If so, Bill's Donuts in Centerville, OH (my hometown).

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Cake, more varieties!

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: National Dog Day. Everyone gets off work and just gets to spend all day home with their dogs.

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Pillowcake. My family uses this for board games and card games so you can alert everyone that your turn is over and it's the next person's turn.

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Ravioli. Fill it with, like, beets or mustard or something so it looks delicious but then they're left chewing on a mouthful of mushy pasta and mustard beets so they just slowly hate their existence.

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: DOGS. ALWAYS DOGS. I WOULD DIE FOR MY DOGS.

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: I have too many. Dogs, reading, crocheting, obscure indie video games, Disney movies, and house plants, to name a few.

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: *shrug* I'm a youngin'!

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: THE CORRECT WAY! OVER!

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: I had a ton of Polly Pockets, I guess? Especially the ones with the rubbery clothes.

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: BOB'S BURGERS. I quote it literally daily to my day job co-workers.

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Taylor Swift. Some people love her, some hate her. She's my favorite.

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I'm an introvert, and I have anxiety and OCD. So I can get overwhelmed sometimes, but I'm doing alright! Excited to be hosting!

Andria

First Lady of Music

Andria hosts Wednesdays at Heart State.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To get out of the house and do something without my family. I see them all of the damn time. LOL

Q: Where were you born?
A: Columbus, Ohio

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Nashville

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Der Dutchman--so many options and I am getting older, so soft foods will be a must before I know it.

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Cake- specifically white w/ white icing.

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Snuggle All of the Dogs Day. You can do nothing all day long except wander around and snuggle all the dogs you can find.

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: bajiggity. As in, Why you getting all bajiggity with me???

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Spaghetti. So many possibilities!!

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Dogs.

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: 90's sitcoms/Boybands

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Full House

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: The correct way!!! Must be 2 ply

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Barbie

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Big Bang Theory

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Eminem. I love everything he does.

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I love music and dancing. I am really funny...I am my biggest fan because I am hilarious! I am married with 2 daughters and the most beautiful dog in the world.

Jeni

Empress of Good Times

Jeni hosts Thursdays at Submarine House.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To gather coconuts.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Chicago, IL

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Rome

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Jeff Ruby’s

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Both, give me all the snacks.

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: National take a break from work day.

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: I tried to invent the word brunch once… smh

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Spaghetti noodle so I could whip em

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Dogs, always dogs

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Finding the impossible via the internet

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Family Matters!

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: TP companies market to you as “over” because you are likely to use more this way, which means you buy more product. I defy this and hang it under. Anarchy!

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Barbies or my rollerblades

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Rick and Morty

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: None. I find joy in what I love. No guilt here.

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I have lots of tattoos, karaoke is the best sport I play, and my ex-uncle was in Spinal Tap.

Chelci

Queen of Wishful Drinking

Chelci is a SuperSub.

Coming soon!

Tod

Senior Vice President, Vaguely Useless Pursuits

Tod is a SuperSub..

Q: What is your quest?
A: After a handful of major quest revisions, my current quest is to stay rooted in my quest, always questing, while questing the best I can possibly quest.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Philadelphia

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Boston. Paris. San Francisco.

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: The Blue Nile

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Brownies.

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: I Can Make You Laugh Harder Than *That* Day

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: thingythingy.

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Campanelle. Or tagliatelle.

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Cats *and* dogs *and* life itself! And also dogs.

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: I have a deep and abiding love of typography.

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: I don't know what that is. And I'm pretty sure I don't win the "too young" award anymore.

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: I'm appalled this is even a question.

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Taking it apart.

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: M*A*S*H

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: I catch your drift here, but it changes too often.

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: You should know that whatever happened, I'm really sorry and I really do get an A for effort.

Eric

Fanciful Title

Eric is a SuperSub.

Q: What is your quest?
A: Live life to tell stories.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Columbus, OH

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Philadelphia (Second to Columbus, of course)

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Tip Top

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Cake with brownies on it, or brownie cake.

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Thank a Service Industry Worker Day (but not in a half-assed way, like we get to take the day off to watch the more fortunate in society make their own food, drinks, and laughs).

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Betwixed - preposition, moving between two people. No one thinks its a real word.

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Bowtie, no one would see it coming.

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Dogs, all the dogs. And cats, but only if they are cool.

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: I can do some pretty cool things with Excel, but I'm really more of a kindhearted lug. Being nerd-adjacent in this way allows me to enlist the support of nerds everywhere, as I quickly draw their pity. I also know better than to call them nerds, but you said it.

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: I was more of a SNICK person, Fridays were for football ;)

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or
the correct way?
A: The Correct way.

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Lego, specifically the Rocket Ship set that my brother smashed on Christmas Day after I spent the whole morning putting it together. It never did all come back together, but the pieces were rad.

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Flavor of Love, followed closely by Rock of Love

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: P!NK - So What.... so what about it?

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I am a man of the people, all 300 pounds of me

Austin

The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle Himself

Austin is a SuperSub.

Q: What is your quest?
A: Love

Q: Where were you born?
A: An ole haberdashery in Death Valley

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Bugtussle, KY

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Fuddruckers

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Brownies.

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Half Birthday

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Fuddrucker is a word I wish I invented

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Lasagna

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Cats

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Sports Cards

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Cajun Pot Stickers

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: TP is for poor people. I have a homemade bidet that can only be activated by a Rube Goldberg machine

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: My trusty didgeridoo

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Real housewives of Jersey. Just kidding, I would never…More of a Real Housewives of Atlanta kinda guy

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Bette Davis Eyes

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: When I first heard the above song I thought it was “Patty Davis Eyes”. I was going around thinking to myself, who’s this Patty Davis everyone is talking about that’s walking around with a fine set of peepers?

Angie

Fanciful Title

Angie is a SuperSub.

Q: What is your quest?
A: Lobe, Peace & Hair Grease

Q: Where were you born?
A: Columbus, Ohio

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Houston

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Lemongrass

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Cake *Red Velvet*

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Miss. Moore Day

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: No

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: N/A

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Life

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Allergies,asthma,skin eczema, I wear glasses and freaking LOVE to read????

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Family Matters

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: Either way, is my way!

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Kite

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Martin

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Aretha Franklin.....Day Dreaming

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: Operator/Owner of CleanJeannieService

Randi

Baroness of Boogie

Randy is a SuperSub.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To spread the joy of music across the land

Q: Where were you born?
A: Born in the USA ????

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Hogsmeade, although I've never been

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: BJ's Brewhouse - the menu is expansive and they have pizookies!

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Cookies? (But I'll settle for brownies)

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Chassé All Day

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: I'm trying to make dyngus an everyday word, not just a word associated with a ridiculous Polish holiday

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Ditalini

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: All you need in life is love and a dog

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Harry Potter, Mario Kart, Musical Theatr

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Boy Meets World

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: The correct way. I'm not an animal.

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Anything my brother was playing with. Girl toys sucked

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Is it possible to watch Brooklyn 99 TOO much?

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Taylor Swift

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I have an extra vertebra. If you should ever lose one, I've got your back!

Erica

Countess of Points

Erica is a SuperSub.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To end animal abuse and pet homelessness

Q: Where were you born?
A: Port Richey, FL

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Moab, UT

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Bahama Breeze

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Cake

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: National No Technology Day! No internet or electronics, people have to just enjoy others or the great outdoors without a phone in their hand.

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: I don’t say any cool words

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Spaghetti

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Dogs

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Too many weird things- I’ll go with Dogs

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Wasn’t allowed to watch TV most of my childhood so I don’t have one.

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: The correct way

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Breyers Horses

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Hart of Dixie

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Anything Nelly (not Furtado)

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: It’s coke or soda NOT pop ????

Mary

She is simply Mary.

Mary is a SuperSub.

Q: What is your quest?
A: to also finish this survey :)

Sam

Dr. Samantha Powers, PhD

Sam is a SuperSub.

Q: What is your quest?
A: Gain and apply knowledge

Q: Where were you born?
A: Millinocket, ME

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Paris

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Probably Subway or Starbucks or something very common so I don't starve when I travel

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Brownies

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Teachers Day

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: "Goodbye forever" (said as a casual goodbye)

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Angel hair - they just have to eat it. That's the torture.

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Cats

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Gene therapy for neurological disorders, and Stephen King

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: Correct

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Barbies

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: Breaking Bad

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Rush

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I'm from Maine

Jacob

Imperator of Inquiries

Jacob is a SuperSub.

Q: What is your quest?
A: To seek a grail. Preferably holy, but I’m open to whatever.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Ft. Benning, Georgia

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: NYC

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Katzinger’s

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Cake

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Groundhog Day Eve

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Ambuli-It’s not the proper pluralization of “ambulance,” but it feels like it should be.

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Rotelle

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Life itself

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Movies. Wait, excuse me: “Film.”

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Family Matters (He did, in fact, do that.)

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: As someone who has extensively studied Charles E. Beardsley’s 1929 patent, my toilet paper hangs the correct way.

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Transformers

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A:The Simpsons

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: I don’t really believe in this as a concept, but I do know an awful lot of the songs from Macho Man Randy Savage’s rap album.

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I’m allergic to emojis. (sheepish shrug emoji)

Katie Fox

Yet to be determined...

Katie is a SuperSub.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Columbus, OH

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Jackson Hole, WY

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: Taco Bell

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Brownies

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Extend Earth Day to include gifting succulents to friends/family members. Or petition for Taylor Swifts birthday to be a federal holiday.

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: Surtain (combination of sure and certain) primarily because I combine those words frequently on accident since my brain moves faster than my mouth.

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: Bowtie

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: Cats

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Knowing all the words to the entire Hamilton musical.

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: I am young and proud.

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: Beards are better than mullets.. over top every time.

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: tamagotchi

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: The Office

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Nickelback

Ian

Comptroller of Free-Range, Artisan Tom-Foolery

Ian is a SuperSub.

Q: What is your quest?
A: I seek the Grail

Q: Where were you born?
A: In the swamps of the Meadowlands

Q: What is your favorite city?
A: Edinburgh Scotland

Q: You can eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would it be?
A: The late, great Circus Drive-In

Q: Brownies or cake?
A: Cake

Q: If you could invent a holiday, it would be ___________
A: Nap and Pizza Day

Q: What is a word you feel like you invented or should get credit for spreading?
A: When I was a sophomore in high school my friend and I made up several words to trick a teacher, but I can’t remember them so I’ll say Cromulent

Q: If you had to torture someone with a pasta shape, what would you choose?
A: I’d make them walk barefoot on those ones that look like square legos

Q: Cats or dogs or life itself???
A: All of the above

Q: Ok nerd, admit what your nerd expertise is in:
A: Simpsons, pop-punk, internet misogynists

Q: Favorite show on the TGIF lineup (and if you don't know what that means...just admit you're too young to survive)
A: Step By Step

Q: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall: under or the correct way?
A: Depends on who replaces it; when I do it, the correct way

Q: What was your favorite toy as a kid?
A: Ninja turtles action figures

Q: What TV show have you watched too many times?
A: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Q: What is your guilty pleasure song/album/artist?
A: Jewel “Foolish Games” on repeat

Q: What else should we know about you?
A: I once competed in the Air Sex World Championships local qualifier